First thing's First

I've been meaning to get this out of the way for some time now but have been quite delinquent in the execution; addressing the reason for this blogs existence.
Well, it seems these days just about every asshole around with even transient access to the internet finds it to be their right, no, their duty to blog about the daily goings on and trivial, perhaps minimal, human interactions they incur. I have found that if I am to keep up with the Jones' that I needed to get my ass on here and do some writing post haste. Additionally, it has been noted by many an acquaintance that I have a unique if not aberrant aspect about me, particularly in my interaction with the more intellectually challenged denizens of our fine society. In the spirit of comic relief in this increasingly despondent and melancholy world, I am choosing to share some of these stories with anyone willing to read on.
Fortunately, my constant thirst for knowledge and world experience lands me in rather unusual situations, allowing for virtual file cabinets of such interactions, the first installment to be addressed in my next posting...